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Monthly Archives: July 2012

Hot Dog Vendor Refuses to Report to Islanders

islanders hot dog vendor
July 31, 2012 hockey islanders NHL 1 Comment

Shane Doan Not Sure Why He Should Get $7 Mil a Year, Either

"They wanna give me how much?" Doan said.
July 31, 2012 coyotes hockey shane doan 5 Comments

Wang’s Boys? In Attempt to Cut Costs, NY Islanders to Have Men Dress Up As ‘Ice Girls’

Men audition during NY Islanders Ice Girls tryouts.
July 30, 2012 charles wang ice girls new york islanders ny islanders Leave a Comment

Lou Lamoriello in Talks to Extend Contract with Satan

"We can't win without him," Lamoriello said in regards to Satan.
July 30, 2012 Leave a Comment

Patrick Kane Would ‘Give It All Up’ if He Could Just Have a Drink in Peace, Dammit

"Haters gonna hate," Patrick Kane said.
July 29, 2012 chicago blackhawks patrick kane Leave a Comment

‘Heartless’ Semin Signed One-Year Contract Because He Was Too Lazy to Sign Multi-Year, GM’s Say

Alexander Semin asking a fan what it's like to have a heart.
July 28, 2012 buffalo sabres carolina hurricanes hockey jordan staal NHL pittsburgh penguins semin zach parise Leave a Comment

Tim Thomas So Bored, He Sits at Home Writing Facebook Posts About Chick-fil-A

Tim Thomas making sure the American flag is visible on his helmet so people know he's a patriot.
July 27, 2012 chick fil a chick-fl-a Tim Thomas tim thomas facebook Leave a Comment

Canes Load Up with Semin, Hope to Help Staal Brothers

"I'm coming," Semin said to Carolina fans
July 27, 2012 Leave a Comment

BREAKING: Gary Bettman Forced Nashville to Match Shea Weber Offer Sheet

"Match, bitch!" Bettman told the Nashville Predators ownership.
July 25, 2012 Leave a Comment

Columbus Blue Jackets GM Has No Idea Who He Traded Rick Nash For

"I just don't care anymore." - Blue Jackets GM Scott Howson
July 23, 2012 Columbus Blue Jackets hockey New York Rangers NHL Rick Nash trade Leave a Comment

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