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Monthly Archives: August 2012

Milan Lucic to Play Meth Addict on Season Finale of ‘Breaking Bad’

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August 31, 2012 Leave a Comment

Patrick Kane Announces He Will Play Hockey in Nicaragua During Lockout Because of Country’s ‘Awesome Beaches and Chicks’

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August 30, 2012 1 Comment

NHL Players Looking Forward to Playing Lots of ‘EA Sports NHL 13′ During 2012-13 Season

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August 26, 2012 Leave a Comment

Hockey Commentators Really Like to Call Black Hockey Players ‘Cocky’

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August 24, 2012 2 Comments

BREAKING: NHL, NHLPA Negotiations Canceled Due to Shock of Nickelback Singer Chad Kroeger’s Engagement to Avril Lavigne

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August 22, 2012 Leave a Comment

Hockey Legend Eddie Shore Comes Back from Grave to Tell NHL What ‘No Good Pansies’ They Are

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August 22, 2012 Leave a Comment

NHL Hopes to Win Over Angry Fans with Pitbull Concert During Winter Classic

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August 21, 2012 Leave a Comment

Lubomir Visnovsky Blames Islanders for Car Crash

"That's what Islanders seasons look like," Visnovsky said.
August 21, 2012 Leave a Comment

LA Kings Players Running Out of Ideas to Celebrate with Stanley Cup – You Don’t Want to Know What’s Next

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August 19, 2012 1 Comment

Psychologists Recommend NHL Seek Mental Help for ‘Post Traumatic Wealth Syndrome’

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August 18, 2012 Leave a Comment

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