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Monthly Archives: December 2012

Comedian Jim Norton Attacked By Cross-Dressing Sabres Fans and Derek Roy in Buffalo Bar

"I like it rough," Norton said after being attacked by cross-dressers in Buffalo.
December 29, 2012 4 Comments

EXCLUSIVE: Details of the NHL Owners’ New Offer to NHLPA

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December 28, 2012 NHL sports Leave a Comment

American Hockey Fan Tries to Watch World Juniors, Fails

Luke Renner, 22, just can't watch World Junior Championship hockey.
December 27, 2012 NHL Leave a Comment

Sabres Owner Terry Pegula to Buy Entire NHL for Christmas, End Lockout

"I'm tired of the bullpoop!" Pegula said.
December 24, 2012 Leave a Comment

Ilya Bryzgalov Demands NHL Change Game Time Format from 3 Periods to 3 ‘Instantaeous Occurrences of the Absolute’

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December 19, 2012 Leave a Comment

Paulina Gretzky to Lead Lockout Negotiations with Help of Blonde Friends

Meghan McCain plans to rub Donald Fehr's white-haired head.
December 17, 2012 Leave a Comment

Henrik Lundqvist Worried Because Nobody’s Taken a Pretty Picture of Him in Months

"I don't need to stop pucks. Pucks stop me," Lundqvist said.
December 14, 2012 Leave a Comment

NHLPA Boss Donald Fehr Arrested After Refusing to Leave McDonald’s Unless Breakfast Be Served At Night

"I just want an Egg McMuffin, dammit!" Fehr said.
December 11, 2012 Leave a Comment

NHLPA Bans Ryan Miller from Future Negotiations because of ‘Freaky Stare’ Tactics

"I want to negotiate you," Miller said.
December 9, 2012 5 Comments

3 Ways the NHL Can Really Bring Back Fans

Roberto Luongo is not sure he wants the NHL fans back.
December 7, 2012 1 Comment

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