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Monthly Archives: January 2013

NHL Likes Screwing Fans So Much, They Tricked Fans into Paying $50 for GameCenter Live, But Blocked Out Games

"You're all my bitches!" Bettman said.
January 19, 2013 1 Comment

Don Cherry live-tweets himself hating Russians

"I'd like Russians more if I didn't have to smell them," Cherry tweeted while waiting in line at a grocery store.
January 16, 2013 Leave a Comment

Canadian Wives Say Their Sex Lives Will Worsen Now That Lockout Is Over

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January 14, 2013 Leave a Comment

Patrick Kane Not Ready For Lockout to Be Over Because He Hasn’t Finished His Beer

"It's over already?" Kane said.
January 11, 2013 Leave a Comment

Hockey Fan Who Said He Wouldn’t Watch NHL Anymore Because of Lockout Buys Season Tickets

"I'm weak!" Vince Pool said.
January 6, 2013 Leave a Comment

NHL Lockout Ends: New Agreement Same As Agreement From Months Ago

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