Monthly Archive: March, 2013

Jarome Iginla Traded to Penguins Because ‘I Run Shit!’ GM Shero Says

In a surprise leading up to the NHL trading deadline, the Pittsburgh Penguins have acquired rugged future Hall of Famer Jerome Iginla from the Calgary Flames. “I got Iginla because screw everybody, I’m… Continue reading

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Darcy Regier to Sabres Fans: ‘Hey, At Least it’s a Short Season’

It’s been a rough season for the Buffalo Sabres, who have been near the bottom of the standings all year and are in serious danger of finishing last place overall for the first… Continue reading

Chicago Blackhawks So Good, Fans Have Had Erections For Several Weeks

Not only has the Chicago Blackhawks’ streak been so good that even ESPN is talking about hockey, but the team’s fans have also been unable to get rid of long-lasting erections. “I’ve been… Continue reading