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April Fool’s Jokes Played Around the NHL

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April 1, 2013 Leave a Comment

Jarome Iginla Traded to Penguins Because ‘I Run Shit!’ GM Shero Says

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March 28, 2013 jarome iginla pittsburgh penguins Leave a Comment

Darcy Regier to Sabres Fans: ‘Hey, At Least it’s a Short Season’

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March 11, 2013 Leave a Comment

Chicago Blackhawks So Good, Fans Have Had Erections For Several Weeks

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March 6, 2013 boners chicago blackhawks forrest claypool long lasting erections Leave a Comment

Sabres’ GM Darcy Regier Says ‘No Need’ to Make Changes Because He Will Never Ever Be Fired

"Fire me? LOL!" Regier said.
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NHL Likes Screwing Fans So Much, They Tricked Fans into Paying $50 for GameCenter Live, But Blocked Out Games

"You're all my bitches!" Bettman said.
January 19, 2013 1 Comment

Don Cherry live-tweets himself hating Russians

"I'd like Russians more if I didn't have to smell them," Cherry tweeted while waiting in line at a grocery store.
January 16, 2013 Leave a Comment

Canadian Wives Say Their Sex Lives Will Worsen Now That Lockout Is Over

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January 14, 2013 Leave a Comment

Patrick Kane Not Ready For Lockout to Be Over Because He Hasn’t Finished His Beer

"It's over already?" Kane said.
January 11, 2013 Leave a Comment

Hockey Fan Who Said He Wouldn’t Watch NHL Anymore Because of Lockout Buys Season Tickets

"I'm weak!" Vince Pool said.
January 6, 2013 Leave a Comment

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